World’s Largets Penis Passes Through SFO, TSA Takes Notice

In the category of it’s too good to be true, a New York resident was stopped and frisked by a TSA agent earlier this month at San Francisco International Airport for what “he was packing” in his pants.  And no, it wasn’t a weapon.

According to the Huffington Post, 41-year-old Jonah Falcon has one of the world’s largest penises, “measuring 9 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.”

And the TSA thought he was carrying “a loaded weapon” with him as he was going through security at SFO on July 9. Falcon told the Huffington Post “one of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and another asked if I had some sort of growth.”

Falcon, who was hailed to have the largest penis in the world after being featured in an HBO documentary in 1999, said the security guard gave him a pat down , “even putting powder on his pants, testing for a possible explosive device,” before letting him through the gate. He eventually made his flight back to New York on time.

No comment from TSA officials at SFO but Dirk Diggler would be mighty proud Mr. Falcon!

It's simple. Keith Mizuguchi loves to write and write and write some more. After taking a hiatus from the journalism business, he has rekindled his passion for writing over the last two years, holding a job as both a web and on-air writer for San Francisco news radio station KCBS. While he enjoys the news business, his true passions are twofold: sports and food. Bay Area born and raised, he lives in San Jose, commutes to SF and loves every minute of it. You can follow his food adventures on Twitter @foodie_keith.